Oh! sorry did I startle you all? didnt mean to Im just a big
soft dog who lurves that furball jerry, hes a darling really,
you should've met his Highness, now there was someone a poor dog
couldnt turn his back on, sheesh could he growl! still he was
ok in his own way I guess, now my mate Jerry...... did you know
the lazy s... sleeps all day? sneaks into my humans (Pauls) room
and gets away with it? not me I get turfed out! I recon hes got
a screw loose, he rips the chair to pieces, runs mad round the
house, eats the wallpaper, tears the net curtains to shreds, and
still she who must be obeyed,( oh yeh says who?) thinks hes cute!!!!
if I so much as breaks wind...I'm out the door quicker than you
can say D....Dog!.....
I think I'll go and see if I can get some CAT flavoured (skinned
of course) hide to chew on.......
here kitty kitty...........