I have a problem with my owner
My name is cricket and I have a problem with my owner. She has
moved and I have a problem adjusting to it. Even though it is
a nice place, I'm not going to give her the satisfaction that
I have started howling and crying all hours of the day or night
just to get her attention. I usually start doing it right after
I eat. She yells at me to shut up! Huh!
And, here's another little trick that I've been doing, I am not
usually a cuddler; but lately, I've found her lap really soft
and cozy. And, just for that added attention, I give her a little
gas, yeah, passing the gas. It's a hoot, that look on her face
is, well, what can I say.
See ya around.