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ProwrHey all you cats out there!!Let me tell you about my mistress, this lady is nuts....I can't fault her on her choice of cat though, after all I am good looking and a real cat-about-town, if you know what I mean...prowr....anyways yesterday whilst sunning myself on the wall outside, my mistress decided I needed a bath....now excuse me...duh.....but I can bath myself you know.....she was sneakier than normal...because she knows I LOVE being brushed.....it just feels so wonderful....rrrowrrr...... She sat and brushed me IN THE SUNSHINE.....what more could a puss like me want.....MEoww..... I felt wonderful and limp and warm and sleepy and did not realize that she had picked me up and carried me to the bathroom! She closed the door and dumped my body into the warm water......MEOW......soaked to the skin I couldn't leap out...what a humiliating experience.....then she washed me......but I got my revenge..because she didn't escape scratching.......hissssss....... However.....even though that experience was not enjoyable at all.....she made up to me and rubbed me down and fed me cat nibbles and made a complete fuss over me....that I felt guilty for scratching her...... Here is fair warning though....if your humans suddenly become overly friendly to you....RUN.....because something rotten is coming next..... Prowr |
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