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Mr. Budinski
Hello, Buddy here
Or you can call me Mr. Budinski. I'm a very busy cat, with extensive
land holdings which require constant monitoring. It's a 'dog-eat-dog'
world (if you will) out there, and every minute of every day counts.
That's why my own space is so important. I need my rest and I
need not to be disturbed. And I need catnip. Constantly.
I have the misfortune of living in a house with 5 other cats,
1 dog and 2 humans. In my humble opinion, we've got 5 cats too
many in my home. The dog is tolerable because she's old and lame,
and the humans come in handy when my ears need a scratch or it's
mealtime. But those other felines are some of the most annoying
creatures ever to walk the face of the earth. The only way I can
tolerate the situation is by taking my 'nip in the morning. Many
might say that I've developed an addiction, but that's hardly
the case. And who are they to make that judgement, anyway?
I'd love to tell you more about my life. One day perhaps. For
now, I've got to get my rest. Tomorrow's another busy, busy day.
Sincerely,
Mr. Budinski
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