You will be happy to know that I have now established my place in this household, I am now allowed to come and go as I please. My human Paul came to look for me at 5.30am one morning, apparently Ellen phoned him at work the night before to say I'd gone missing! honestly! if a gal can't go out for the night.. there's no use trying to explain that I didn't mean to stay out ALL night (you know how it is) do I say anything if THEY stay out late?... anyway I'm back now so what's the problem? Jasper must have been worried cos I didn't arf 'ave a licking from him GOSH he's got a wet tongue!
I've been reading the letter from Tigger in Chattanooga--Tennessee..about sharing his vomiting...dont think Ellen would appreciate that, what can I say?... AWSOME... WAY TO GO TIGGER...YO! Might go and have a practise outside.... OH! nearly forgot... Paul asked Ellen what was the cat doing locked in the porch all night?... I've done this several times and how I get there is my secret...especially as all the cat flap doors are locked....Ellen reckons I must be a witches familiar......pssst...I'm not telling....he he he... See ya! keep up the good work ....