I's thinkin' 'bout writin' a new book on the foibles of man. Youse knows they's pride theysselves on bein' descended from monkeys but yet they's still thinks they's so special. Theys loves to talk 'bout hows they's at the top of the evolutionary ladder, yet they's claim its all an accident how they's got there. Yet they's continues to brag like when it comes to they's own brilliance, evolution was voluntary! Likes fish started struttin' 'round on dry land by accident but they's jus' got tired of bein' gorillas so they's decided to make they's brains bigger and they's heads smaller to they's could lord it over cats.
Charles Darwin had a good sense of humor. He's was known to say folks didn't agree with hisself on some points cuz theys thought his nose was too big. He sets out on the seven seas with a boat called "The Beagle." Nows thats a real 'timidatin' name. ( Speakin' 'bout 'timidators, why is Big E racing around with a pitcher of a cookie ons the hood of his car?) I has just recently come across some 'splosive information 'bout Darwin. His whole "theory of evolution and natural selection" was a comedy club routine he's was workin' on. He's just decided to goes is one betters and pretended it was real. He played a big joke which in turn gave Orson Wells the ideas for his War of the Worlds broadcast. Orson, or the fat O as we in literary circles calls him, was one the the few peeps who knowed 'bout Darwin's farce.
Nows this was just a condensed version of somes of mys works. I left outs some of the big humor cuz laughin' hurts on a full stomach and youse mights be readin' this at dinner time.
P.S. I's didn't run this through spell-check , as it isn't workin' ,
cuz last time I runned an article through it, it blowed up.