Pepe le Mieux
Sass, I just have to ask ...
What's with all the two-leggers sendin' in stuff? Thought this was four-legged domain!?! It's not enough that they have to go around thinking they're in control of our lives, now they want to post notes to OUR web site. If my humans didn't feed me so well (not to mention rub my ears and scratch my chin and buy me cool toys) I'd be tempted to go on strike, or run away, or something.
Been waitin' to get my chance at the keyboard for MONTHS now. That sly character Bart snuck off a letter while I was sleeping, and hasn't let it rest since. So he got published first ... big deal. I have a few firsts under my tail, too. I was the first to dance around all that stuff the humans have on the very tippy top of the hutch, and almost without incident. (Mom knows I really didn't mean to knock off her handmade raku vase.) The clatter and shatter when it hit the tile was pretty awesome ... until it was drowned out by the shrieking coming from her!! I was also the first to discover climbing the venetian blinds (can't believe Bart couldn't come up with that one on his own ... guess he's just a suck up for the "good kitty" role).
Ya know, though ... he really is a good kitty. He lets me get away with an awful lot, and sometimes even takes the blame when I'm the culprit. And he's fiercely protective of me. That crazy guy actually went after a pit bull that came to the door last Halloween with its human. Scared the bark right out of 'im, too! It was way cool to see that big old dog back away with its tail between its legs. Guess it never saw an 18 pound cat before! And good old Bartie has quite the voice on him when he wants to let his hair down, I gotta admit. He's giving me vocal lessons, which are progressing quite nicely if I do say so myself.
Oh, drat ... the Mom human woke up from her nap. Gotta skeedaddle.
'Til next time ... best fishes!!
Pepe le Mieux (aka Peeps Meow)