A letter to my human...
am really writing this because I know you were mad at me for biting you
last night. First of all I am not in
denial! I did
have a bad day yesterday. I chased a mouse for almost 2 hours and it
finally disappeared. I know the birds and
squirrels were watching cause I heard the leaves in the trees moving
around. Once I think I heard a chattering kind of
sound like squirrels do. They were laughing at me and this is a lot
of pressure to bear. I came into the house to your
bed for comfort. After being comfortable and finally putting the day
behind me you came to bed and made me move. I
lost control for a minute and bit you on the hand. I did not mean to
really bite you I just wanted you to know how upset
I was and wanted to just scrape my teeth on your hand. I just got carried
away. It was kind of like the whole world was
laughing at me! You scowled at me as if you were mad. It was then that
I kind of woke up to what I had done to my
You didn't talk to me even when I extended my tail so many times.
I followed you out to the front yard and back several
times and you paid no attention to me. I felt so bad about all this.
Remember tonight when I sat outside the kitchen
window looking in? I spent about an hour cleaning my whole body so I
would look good. You looked at me and you let
me in and you started talking to me and squeezing my tail (I like that)
Since you forgave me I have been so happy I
could sort of cry.
No other Kitty could have better parents, and I am unanimous in my feeling.
Since I know you are OK now and don't hold a grudge I can share a little
poem I wrote. I guess I'm like you!
There once was a cat they called Kitty,
Who lived in the San Rafael City,
He bit Daddy's hand, Daddy's hand did expand,
And that's the end of this Ditty.