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Freddie the WonderCat
Wowr Sass,
Sorry I haven’t been in touch, but Frogge moved The Lily Pad (which is
also WonderCat Central) to the outskirts of town so I have had my work
cut out smelling new smells and patrolling the area to assess the local
attitude to democracy and sausages.
The trees in the garden are particularly helpful. The Fylde, being very
flat, is easily viewed, so democratic breaches can be observed and recorded
without straying too far from the food bowls. There are sparrows in the
trees, which make a good snack on extended vigils, though Fenris the SmallCat
gets most of them. Extended patrols have been seriously affected by budget
cuts (Frogge blames a bigger mortgage, whatever that is) and the death
of Athena the Goat ( the Camel Corp’s prime berserker), but we expect
to be able to advance beyond the Presall-Hambleton Line in the coming
Spring.
Cartford is secure & also serves a very good sausage. We have found
some particularly fine sausages while on patrol. The Fylde is so cosmopolitan,
a cat can dine on pork, beef, buffalo, ostrich, venison or wild boar sausage.
In addition to that, the german branch of the Freddie the WonderCat Fan
Club sends some excellent Bavarian and Swabian sausage. *** SERIOUSLY
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL CATS **** H. von Gimborn GmbH are now selling their
products in England. Tell your human ! These are the best treats in the
cativerse ! Until now, few cats in the British Isles have been able to
appreciate Kase- Rollis, Knabber-Krusten, Katzen Tabs, Topinis & Gimpet
mit Krill. I was fortunate as Frogge visits his friends in Bavaria, and
the german fan club send parcels. I must point out that neither I nor
Frogge has any connection with Gimborn. I know what I like & so does
Frogge. ( Humans are so easily pawipulated) I must go. There’s a robin
singing out front that sounds tasty.
Wowr
Freddie
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