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Freddie the WonderCat
It made my little naughty paws tingle with delight...
...when Frogge let it be known that there was a site where an
erudite feline of breeding could communicate with his peers. Frogge
is now immersing himself in water in that that strange ceremony
that humans indulge in daily, so I can freely use the computer
which by my rights as a cat is mine, but he, all to often, refuses
me access to.
I am Freddie the WonderCat, Saviour of Democracy and it is my
duty to patrol the Fylde of Lancashire for breaches of the democratic
ideal. I am fortunate in that I have the support of the Kirkham
Camel Corps, who are reasonably competent for humans, even though
they only have two llamas and a goat as mounts. You cannot expect
them to be too well organised so I am prepared to make allowances.
I am a Russian Blue of high standing and wowr on behalf of the
cats in my pride - Freya FurryCat, Fenris the SmallCat and Bitsy
TimidCat. Your pages are very informative to an up-and-coming
cat-of-the-world but I think you could get your humans to do more.
The Freddie the WonderCat Fan Club was initiated by Frogge, on
my behalf, last year and now has representatives in England, Germany
and the United States. The German branch are particularly active
and I receive regular parcels of Kase-Rollis and Katzen Tabs from
them.
I was so impressed that you had got your web page sorted, Frogge
is so lax, claiming that his work was more important. How arrogant
can you get! He does have some uses outside the Camel Corps, for
the past two years he has organised events at local fairs to raise
money for the Freddie the WonderCat Fund which supports our distressed
relations.
Keep on with the good work
Freddie the WonderCat
P.S. Sass, try the cupboard above the stairs, if you have one.
The effects have to be seen to be believed.
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