Hello my fellow felines,
I would like to introduce myself, my name is Puddi,
Now I am sure there are some of you out there like me who enjoy
a little water playtime sitting in the sink while my Momma is
washing her teeth, and also sitting in the tub after she has had
a shower,don't worry I don't feel the need for one of those, strange
Anyway my Momma has taken a strange liking to something they call
"diving"...... from what I can gather from watching
this strange ritual,which takes place most weekends, basically
consists of lots of bags; which from my point of view is great,as
they make great places to nap, especially if there is a nice snuggly
sweater in there as well, but beware that if you are napping it
is very likely that other strange thing can be added to the bag,
while you are still in there,such as these big webbed feet that
they seem to need to wear.......
Well I did say it was strange.....
Anyway it gets even more interesting when she returns, which it
has to be said is usually late, all the bags return covered in
mud, which for a house pussy like myself really seems a little
mucky, but then I am not the one who feels the need to jump into
a freezing cold lake, with no visibility am I! The "drying
out" period then begins, this involves these big body suits
to be hung on the curtain rail, which has to be said it great
fun for a game of how high can I climb up the suit with out Momma
Don't tell her but my best attempt is up to chest level.
Basically Kittyies, my advice to you in surviving this strange
obsession with all fluff intact are as follows;
- Make sure that you curb you bag fetish when the "diving"
thing is being prepared for, otherwise you could end up going
on a trip that you don't want to.
- When the body suits are hanging up make sure that you are
not caught using them as a jungle Jim, they don't seem to like
that and just seem to mutter something like "do you have
any idea how much that dry suit cost?!!!"
- My personal favorite would be to give the cold shoulder when
she first gets home, to make her feel bad about leaving her
baby alone all day, usually works a treat...
lots of pampering and kitty treats!
If they insist on having such bizarre hobbies that is not for
us to judge, but maybe just to have a "want are you up to
now " expression on our face!
Good luck fellow felines....................