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I'm Cassie and I'm a feline demolition expert. I especially love kitchen rolls, toilet rolls, newspapers and magazines. They shred so well and feel so nice to the paw! Magazines and newspapers are best sat on and ripped up with the teeth. They are always better fresh. In fact if you can get them as soon as they've been delivered that's perfect. A good kitchen roll or toilet roll should be new when you tackle it so that you have the maximum amount of paper to rip into. A half used one is half the fun. Pick a quiet time when the humans are not around as they'll certainly try to take it away from you. Get it between the paws and give it a good kicking! Truly disembowel it! Use your teeth to tear it's throat out, err... I mean use your teeth to rip it up. Ahem! Getting a little excited there, sorry. With time to really enjoy yourself you can shred the whole thing, though this can take quite some time. When you're finished the whole room should be covered with shredded paper. It should look like a paper snow storm hit the room. It will be beautiful! A true work of art! Cassie |
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